Facebook Franker


an individual that has to log on to somebody’s facebook account to send a message because they do not have an account.
(mom) hey steve send hanna a message on facebook and see how she’s doing. (steve, son #1) no mom i don’t like her anymore. (mom) fine i’m gonna go on dad’s account and send her one. (son #2) mom don’t be a facebook franker….

in this case the mom is the facebook franker

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