Facebook fucking
to have facebook chat s-x.
madeline was up all night facebook f-cking austin.
excessive wall-to-wall conversations with your boyfriend/girlfriend or excessively posting statuses that are about them.
dude, john and raina are so annoying they fill my newsfeed with all their facebook f-cking
a smothering of fb posts showing the entire digitial community you would like to screw someone without actually have contact with them in the physical world.
-he posted on my wall 7 times in 2 days!
-yeah he’s facebook f-cking you.
v. the act of s-xting or phone s-x over facebook chat
1: hey betty! guess who i was facebook f-cking yesterday?
2: idk! was it evan?
1: omg! yeah!
2: oh boo, you wh-r-.
a facebook f-cking is when a person on facebook stares at your “profile picture” 24 hours a day while french kissing their monitor. if the monitor reciprcates it will even lead s-x with the computer monitor.
fb snuggler: i had some facebook f-cking last night with michael chang.
fb f-g: really, i thought you hated him.
fb snuggler: i do but i can’t resist kissing and f-cking my monitor when ever his profile picture is on my screen. i do it with my iphone too.
fb f-g: your having unprotected s-x with a monitor and i phone? what hole do you stick it on?
fb snuggler: well for the iphone i insert my dong into the earphone jack and for my monitor i do it -n-lly.
fb f-g: d-mn you’re a f-g ahmad kado
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