facebook hottie


a girl who appears to look extremely hot in all her online photos but actually looks horrendous up front in person.
guy 1: hey, who’s that nicole chick who’s all over your facebook wall? she looks smoking hot, i think you should go for her!

guy 2: argh, i know… but she has more craters than the moon and a moustache! she’s a facebook hottie!

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