Facebook Jockey
a person who is all over someone’s d-ck on facebook. whether they’re hating or just making worthless comments, they won’t hop off.
collin (photo comment) – dude, you would make this your profile pic. put a shirt on man.
sam – i was at the beach man stop being a facebook jockey. my d-ck’s starting hurt just let go.
jackson – word collin you’ve been facebook jocking n-gg-s hard lately chill out
the one employee that is responsible for posting the messages and status updates on the companies facebook page.
– d-mn! our facebook jockey just quit!
you mean to say that we have to post the messages from now on? when are we hiring a new one?
– asap!
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