facebook junkie
a person who finds it extremely difficult to focus on anything other than facebook. if they’re at work, all they think about is finding a window of opportunity so as to be able to access thier facebook page. if the kids are hungry, then food will consist of a pot noodle, a packet of crisps and a can of c-ke, taking as little time as possible to prepare in order to get back to thier beloved facebook. this inturn creates what is now know as a facebook orphan.
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a person that is addicted to facebook.
sam is on facebook 24-7/365, therefore he is a facebook junkie.
n. a person who periodically signs into their facebook account via phone or computer, to update their “facebook status”.
my sister woke up from a dead -ss sleep last night and got on the computer, when i asked her what she was doing she replied: “checking my facebook status”, what a facebook junkie.
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