Facebook Literalist
someone who takes jokes and humor in facebook status updates way too literally.
“i posted on my facebook status that i was so exhausted that i needed a couple lines of blow to keep functioning. my sister read it and called my mom and told her i may have a drug problem. she’s such a facebook literalist.”
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