Facebook Man-Whore


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facebook man-wh-r-
a guy who thinks he’s so popular just because he has +600 friends on facebook, messed up statuses (example: ‘2m’ for tomorrow. or doubling the last letter, example: ‘outt’ instead of ‘out’), writes poems/ surveys/ anything in their notes section and tags people they don’t even know to make themselves look popular, has a profile picture of them taking a picture of themselves in the mirror flashing the peace sign and looking away from the camera, and someone who is a major conformist. facebook man-wh-r-s are always very shallow, superficial, and c-cky.
shannon: i hate alex, he’s such a facebook man-wh-r-.
john: i know, no one even likes him. when is he gonna learn that he’s conceited?
by plumeburst april 18, 2009
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