Facebook Meltdown


the act in which a facebook user suddenly becomes crazy and a: deletes all of their contacts, that they once liked, b: delete every comment and or status post they’ve ever had on their wall until it is completely blank. or c: deletes their entire account only to open it again 2 weeks later.

such reasons could be cause by lack of “real” life activities, lack of “real” friends and or lack of girlfriend/boyfriend. no one knows for sure the cause of the facebook meltdown, but i’m sure we’ve all known at least one person to have suffered from it.
joey had a facebook meltdown last week, he resent me a friend request because he deleted all of his friends.

joanna had a facebook meltdown, she’s deleted everything from her wall.

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