Facebook Memory Lapse
the instance when one takes a “couple secs” to check his/ her facebook before starting homework, spends an hour checking, then forgets entirely what they were doing the moments before checking facebook
girl: hey did you get the annotations for english done last night?
guy: sh-t, i must’ve had facebook memory lapse, i totally forgot!
girl: dipsh-t
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