facebook mommy
1) one who is a worthless mom in real life but posts photos of them with their kids like; #lovemybabies #kidsaremylife
2) a mom who spends 5 hours a night at the club, 10 hours a day asleep, 4 hours a day working, 2 hours a day shopping/eating/drinking coffee with her girls, an hour and a half showering and getting dressed, and 30 minutes with her kids taking “usies” and posting to facebook using hashtags such as: #mylife #allaboutthem #allday #mommasangel
“girl did you see becky on facebook with her kid?”
“yeah girl, we had just come home from the club when she took it! we were so wasted!”
“yeah she’s a total facebook mommy!”
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