Facebook Mum


when your mum gets a facebook account and comments on everything you do.
dave says
‘yes, no exams means freedom’
dave’s mum says:
‘you can start on the ch-r-s then’
dave’s mate:

‘dude, it hurts to have a facebook mum! suck!’

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