Facebook Ninja

someone skilled in the art of shadow netting; appearing in facebook messages or pictures without owning an account. a facebook ninja can never be “tagged” and never appears on a wall. therefore, they are one with the shadows of the internet and are needless of an account.
“drew should just get an account already so i can write on his wall!” “he doesn’t need to, he is a facebook ninja…”
one who is active within the realm of facebook but never allows him or herself to be seen as “online”
notifications – john doe commented on your status. < one minute ago online friends (0) "john doe is such a facebook ninja!" one who skillfully and stealthily changes others' facebook statuses when they accidentally leave their computer on while they are sleeping, temporarily away getting coffee, etc. cheryl: hey look at matt's last status update...reads off computer screen: "i think justin bieber is really cute! <3 <3 <3" this doesn't make sense. matt's not gay! victoria: that must be the work of a facebook ninja. 1.(noun) a term used for when you don't want to talk to someone but they instant message you over facebook. you then proceed to not let your presence known, and go into a ninja hiding position. 2. (noun) a term for someone who does not appear to be online facebook, but goes around and comments on everyone's wall. 3. (noun) a term for someone who is not in the social networking exchange known as facebook, but is tagged in pictures and messages. "hey daniel 😉 " -oh g-d, do i really have to talk to her?- -5 minutes later with no response- "daniel, stop being a ball-less facebook ninja and talk to me!" kelly commented on daniel's status "what? kelly's online? but she's not on my 'online' list.... what a facebook ninja." -looking at a friend's picture with a hot chick in it- "oh wow, who is she?" -searches for her, can't find her- "dang it! she's a stupid facebook ninja! gah!" one who responds to posts, comments, etc n ridiculously short amounts of time; one who responds to every thread that appears. sarah: i hate driving wtf!? 1 min ago gary: me too! 1 min ago sarah: gary, what are you, some kind off facebook ninja? main entry: 1ninja(past ninja-ed, present ninja-ing, 3rd person present singular ninja-s) pr-nunciation: nin’ja function: verb etymology: sino-j-panese reading of shin-bi, meaning to steal away. 1 : to lurk in the shadows of facebook, stealthily accessing embarr-ssing notes and wall posts. 2 : a less creepy way of saying stalk or lurk. the dawn of the 21st century saw the emergence of one of the creepiest inventions known to man; social networking. so creepy, in fact, that on a top 10 list of creepiest things in the world, it would probably sit steadfast in number 3. behind j-panese adult toys and giant pillows with naked anime characters on them. sam: what are you up to? john: oh, nothing, just ninjaing on facebook. sam: d-mn i should have known you are the facebook ninja! one who has a facebook account, adds nearly anyone who makes a friend request, only checks or updates their account with information sparingly and then disappears again for an extended period of time. bob uses his facebook account like a one night stand, he hits it and runs. he is a facebook ninja.