facebook orphan


any child who is left to their own devices with respect to entertainment and basic social needs due to a parent or guardian spending countless unproductive hours on social networking websites, resulting in an impaired ability to socialize with other humans. often can be seen having lengthy conversations with him/herself and inanimate objects intended for play such as dolls, stuffed muppet characters and thomas the train sets.
lady #1 at bus stop: have you noticed that johnny has a really hard time relating to the other kids? for heaven’s sake, he can’t even do the cotton-eye-joe!

lady #2 at bus stop: yeah, well, his mom got a new laptop to celebrate her recent divorce and he’s become another facebook orphan.
a child whose parents neglect them in favor of facbook.
bob now has to drive himself to school because he is a facebook orphan.

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