facebook PMS
when a women who is menstruating feels the need to post status updates of her mood swings on facebook. usually done to gain attention or sympathy.
pmser 1: i’m feeling p-ssed off at life! i hate fakes!
commenter: quit your whining n-body wants to here read about your facebook pms here. go see a shrink or get some anger management.
pmser 1: i’m gonna get you i don’t know how but i’m gonna get you.
commenter: < calls the police
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