Facebook pout
an annoying and vaguely negative comment posted as a facebook status update whose purpose is to let everyone know that the poster is upset about something, and to gather attention. it is the online adult equivalent of a child pouting. the post does not specify what the user is upset about. it is an attention-seeking move. if someone is silly enough to ask what the problem is, the original poster will not answer directly.
facebook user 1: “i just don’t know why i even bother…”
facebook user 2: “what’s the matter, facebook user 1?”
facebook user 1: “:-(”
facebook user 2: “facebook user 1, what’s the matter, pumpkin?”
facebook user 1: “people are just like always the same”
facebook user 3: “it’s just a facebook pout”
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