Facebook Preacher
1. a person who is a preacher but would rather spend all their time on facebook bashing other preachers instead of doing what they were called to do.
that person is such a facebook preacher, i never see them outside of the church except on sundays. they stay on facebook.
the act of posting ones religious beliefs on facebook on a daily basis when in reality the don’t follow the advice they are giving to everyone else. usually ends up on someones blocked list, or unfriended.
friend 1- dude why’s your mom always talking about the bible on facebook? does she not know that no one cares?
friend 2- idk shes such a facebook preacher because all she really does is sit around and smoke all day and watch jeopardy and wheel of fortune.
friend1- oh ok.
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