Facebook Puppet


one who blindly follows current media trends without an individualized opinion.

making up roughly 90 percent of the facebook user-base, this breed is the most common among social media.

most commonly found occupying public middle and high schools throughout the middle and upper cl-ss regions of the united states.
individual 1: dude, look at all those douche-bags wearing they’re hats improperly, with they’re pants below they’re wastes, while listening to rap music with they’re ipads, while using macbook pro’s.

individual 2: yeah, what a bunch of facebook puppets.

individual 1: pfft.

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