Facebook Scum


(n) – the people who post bullsh-t advertis-m-nts in the margins of facebook, most commonly about the iq of celebrities or about s-xy christian girls, clearly violating christian principles, who are looking for men. some other examples include how to make $5,000 a month while barely lifting a finger, or how finding the correct amount of triangles in a pattern will deem you smarter than 92.71% of americans.
joe: oh hey! obama’s iq is 130! oh my god i should click on this ad and find out what my iq is!

2 days later…

joe: oh hey! obama’s iq is 125… wait…
jim: wow, i can’t believe you fell for the shenanigans of facebook sc-m…

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