Facebook Seppuku
when you epically fail so bad in real life, you dishonor your digital self.
shawn: hey did you hook up with heather last night?
matt:no i blew it. three months of planning down the drain, and to top it all off she shared her rejection of me with all my friends……time to go perform facebook seppuku.
after face tripping over a rope and face planting into a wall while talking to his friends, joe was forced to commit facebook seppuku
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