Facebook Shark


a facebook user who logs on and lies in wait for someone else to log on, so that they can immediately trap them in a conversation.
hm, i think i’ll log into facebook.
2 seconds later:
new message from jason: hey!!!!!
d-mn, what a facebook shark.
a fiercely opionated friend with a voracious appet-te for debate. someone who will pounce on loose comments and opinions and attack without mercy.

related to:

facebook chumming:
the practice of luring friends (facebook sharks), by throwing “chum” into the water. chum usually consists of political or religious comments… far too tempting for a shark to ignore. the water in this case would be status updates and walls.
when someone knows a facebook shark is around… making a comment like,

“the church isn’t interested in money or power….”
when you are so desperate for attention and a laff from your 5,000 facebook friends you devote 50% of your page trashing someone. all your 5,000 insecure facebook friends think you’re a leader, a killer shark, so they following along with all the fun and laffs to gain your approval and friendship!
shhhhhh…that b-tch doesn’t even think we are talking about her. no one gives a sh-t about her, but i’m going to spend my time devoting 50% of my fb page to her and all of you will spend your time reading about her. man, i hope i get some laffs out of this, because being a facebook shark makes me feel important and hopefully feared by others i think are trying to cross me.

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