facebook showboating
when a person want’s to appear to other people as if they have a life when in all reality they’re simply seeing attention and haven’t quite figured out how to be interesting enough to do it for real.
status update: jennifer
hanging out with some friends — with melissa and jason at the st. bar.
comments:
jason: i so needed this. thank you girls so much. i love you all.
9 minutes ago · like
jennifer: jason i will always be here no matter what comes in our life. i know you are hurting and i wish i could take the pain away! love ya my bestie!!!!
7 minutes ago · like
anita: aren’t you guys sitting across the bar from each other? you’re just facebook showboating.
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