Facebook slut


a person who is addicted to facebook. this person always knows their friend count, and it usually includes many people that they dont even know. every time a facebook sl-t is near a computer, he or she automatically logs in and looks around the site for half an hour.
dennis is always talking about how many friends he has on facebook. every time he visits me, dennis logs on to my computer to check his facebook. dennis is such a facebook sl-t!
one who prost-tutes himself/herself on facebook by using multiple methods to draw attention to themselves, such as frequent status changes, writing on several different walls, or partic-p-ting in a ridiculous amount of facebook activities in a day just to get their name in the newsfeed.
i got on facebook today and i kept seeing sally’s name in my newsfeed…what a facebook sl-t!
we all know one, a girl who friends random guys and hooks up with them. this girl will also have somewhat revealing pictures that scream “look at me!” dumb sl-t
guy 1: yooo this girl wants to chill shes already sent me a nude pic!

guy 2: maaaan she is such a facebook sl-t she inboxed me a pic of her in just panties the other f-ckin day!
a girl or other who will add anyone on facebook but not know any one and gets gratification from her excessive catalogue of n-bodies who also use facebook and may or may not have come into contact with the sl-t on one or more previous occasions – not necessarily cl-ssifying you as a friend.

someone who has friends on facebook who doesn’t socialize with them but merely teases you.

f-ck i hate facebook…
about 4.5 million people on facebook – for all those people who add me as friend and never talk to me – hug me – f-ck me and think they are all that because they have a million f-cking facebook f-ckers on their friends list – you are a facebook sl-t
a person who is very promiscuous with who he or she friend requests on facebook.
she has over 2,000 friends, what a facebook sl-t!
when a person on facebook sends friend invites to everyone that they see (usually friends of friends). this act is usually performed when a person is so unpopular that they try to have a superior ammount of friends to their peers to give the illusion of popularity.
“hey, did you get a friend invite from (name here)”
“yeah, do you know her?”
“no, she’s probably just a facebook sl-t.”
a user on facebook that friends and/or follows as many people as possible.
oh, yeah. she’s a facebook sl-t. she friended 10 people yesterday.

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