Facebook STD Test
based on the hypothesis that an individual carrying an std would most likely refrain from “friending” a random s-xual partner on facebook.
can be used to ascertain the following data:
a “friends” b and b accepts = no stds
a “friends” b and b rejects = b has an stds and thus a might now as well.
john: did you seriously raw dog that girl you met last night at the party?
tim: yea man, but she p-ssed the facebook std test because she friended me this morning.
john: can i see her picture?
tim: no, i rejected the request because somethings been going on down there the past few weeks that i need to get checked out.
john: nice.
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