Facebook suicide note


a status update one sends to declare that they are done with facebook. the usual reason is that there is “too much drama.” only a very small number of facebook suicide note writers keep their promise.

some don’t delete their accounts, so they just come back in a month, some end up making new ones, and still others keep their promise but find out that, unfortunately, facebook has becoming very important for keeping up with what’s going on around you.
bob: this will be my last status update on facebook. there’s just too much drama and bullsh-t here. if you want to talk to me just text me. (august 3rd, 2011)

joe: sorry to hear it man, yeah there can be a lot of bullsh-t on here sometimes.

bob: sup (august 10th, 2011)

joe: i knew you were full of sh-t when you wrote that facebook suicide note.

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