facebook [tool]
is a guy who constantly changes his facebook status, usually via cell or an application like twitter. this is usually in a self-deluded attempt to convince himself that people care what he is doing at all times.
some common characteristics of many facebook tools’ profiles:
-interests may include a specific light beer, gaming, “rocking out,” etc
-favorite music is often cl-ssic rock, light rock, or “anything but country”
-his photos often include ridiculous hand gestures as his signature. if in a frat, this is the hand gesture -ssociated with the frat.
“gah, i can’t look at my newsfeed without
or:
said to self: “oh, really,
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