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(trollus familiarus)

a friend or family member who posts immediately on your status updates with the (perhaps subconscious) desire to make you look like an idiot. they may well think they are doing you a favor.
congrats on winning the n-bel prize, it’s hard to believe you’re the same guy that cr-pped your pants in third grade — signed, your facebook troll
(noun)

1. a facebook troll is a facebook user who posts for one or both of two reasons: a) to disrupt; b) to gain attention.

2. one who posts redonkulous comments on friends status updates.

3. vulgar facebook trolls usually confine their comments merely to primitive, profane, off-topic observations.

4. facebook trolls spout gibberish in the hope that they’ll either bore or confuse to death those with whom they disagree. the average fb troll is “a pursuitist who gromulates his adversarial computerists with height defining formulations to the disinterestingest adjunct.”

(verb)

1. attempts to condescend. the facebook troll will seek refuge in condescending remarks that repeatedly scorn his or her critics as beneath – all the while continuing to respond to them.

the verb troll originates from old french troller, a hunting term. the noun troll, however, comes from the old norse word for a mythological monster.

a facebook trolls favorite website is encyclopediadramatica.com

synonyms: facebook pms, fail at life, facebook thuggin, first comment wh-r-, facebook, facedonkulous, anna bananna, facepalm,

antonyms: moderators, adonis dna, double cheeseburger challenge, double decker house wrecker blumkin ac slater, winning
clark(status update)
happy hour 4-7 at haabs is legit, 2 dollar shrimp c-cktails
20 hours ago via email · · like ·

anna(comment) ur cashed in life

^^ facebook troll
someone who responds/replies to your status updates: (1) too frequently (2) in a contrarian manner (3) that aren’t meant for them (4) about inside jokes that they don’t get and/or (5) only know the status update’s author as an “acquaintance” rather than an actual friend.
you are always posting on my status and ruining the intent of the post, preventing further discussion and generally killing my mojo. i barely know you. you are a facebook troll.
a fella on facebook that kills it for the lulz.
john smith is big time facebook troll.
someone that feels the need to make a joke out of every post they see.
me: looking to buy a lab coat
facebook troll nita: i have a jedi cloak.
me: troll!
the action of stalking someone on facebook.
man: d-mn that chick is hot. i’m gonna facebook troll the sh-t outta her and like all her posts and like all of her pictures. h-ll yeah!!!!!