Facebook Twit


a person who uses facebook to update not only their facebook status but their twitter status also.

a ‘facebook twit’ is obsessed with posting the same updates on both networking sights about his/her mondane activities that noone really cares about.
a: have you seen what ben is doing tonight?
b: yea. ‘ben smith is taking a bath’.
a: haha. yep. did you see it on facebook?
b: no, i saw it on twitter.
a: ha! he is such a facebook twit!

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