Facebook Vaguerism
saying something vague on facebook for attention. it’s basically to get people to comment on your status or ask what’s wrong. that’s why it’s a very attention wh-r- like activity. however sometimes vaguerisms can indicate that they’re posting about some one on their friends list and don’t want to be obvious.
susan posts: sometimes i just don’t know anymore
good friend posts: what’s wrong/what happened.
cynical friend posts: just say what’s up this is such a facebook vaguerism!
not limited to simple status, it can also involve hateful/depressed lyrics.
susan posts: i believe that lovers should be tied together thrown into the ocean on the worst of weather.
good friend: omg what happened?
cynical friend: cut the vaguerisms! just tell us what’s up instead of posting some dumb sh-t on facebook.
susan posts: have another drink and drive yourself home. i hope there’s ice on all the roads… and you can think of me when you forget your seat belt.
dumb friend: omg i love brand new!
good friend: who could you possibly hate this much? please call me.
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