Facebook Yes Man


to rsvp “attending” to any event you are invited to on facebook, without considering the event, the time, the duration, or who is attending. you may not attend the event, but you increase the guest list by attending.
“oh hey man, i noticed you’re coming to my halloween party? what’s your costume?”
“oh dude i forgot to tell you, i’m a facebook yes man, facebook says i’m attending four halloween parties that night.”
“what?”

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