a stalkers dream come true
facebook addict #1: dude you know that hot girl who lives upstairs, i totally got her screen name and cell phone number off of facebook
facebook addict #2: awesome, now you can totally stalk her
the reason my papers are never done on time.
need to write report = facebook time!
an online network open to college students at certain universities. students make up their own profiles which include a picture, name, birthdate, interests, and cl-sses. they can then search for other students at their university or another university that has the facebook. one can add people they know or random people as their “friends.”
good for:
1.) procrastinating
2.) stalking
scenario 1:
girl: last night i didn’t get any work done because i was looking at facebook all night!
scenario 2:
girl 1: i found that really hot guy from our history cl-ss on facebook last night!
girl 2: really?!
girl 1: yeah! his name is insert name here, he’s in insert cl-sses here, he’s single and is looking for a relationship, friendship, dating, random play, or anything he can get! (options under relationship status and what one is looking for)
warning: the new addictive drug that has devastatingly hit most colleges, universities, and highschools. the drug causes lasting effects: procrastination, swollen fingers, dropped grades, irritation of the eyes, increased need to add more friends to your friends list, and skipped cl-sses. be cautious, some think they are immune to the effects of facebook, until they try it and by then its too late. protect yourselves.
know a friend thats hooked on facebook? call this toll free hotline: 1-800-ilvfcbk, we have professionals ready to help you.
a much cleaner, more private alternative to mysp-ce.
wow, facebook doesn’t lag!
facebook is like prison, you write on walls and poke random people.
facebook
a place that used to be for only people in college, and then only college and high school, and now its lame and equally as creepy as mysp-ce because its open to anyone and everyone, and they have something called the “news feed” where you learn about dumb sh-t that no one really cares about. (basically an easy way to stalk people.)
facebooker 1: hey i was on facebook today and after i read the news feed i learned that megan’s relationship is now complicated and jen just wrote on cindys wall!
facebooker 2: wow. i really didn’t need to know all that.
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