Facebookahol
the substance which facebookaholics crave. warning: facebookahol is highly addictive, should only be consumed in small doses, and should be kept out of the reach of children. side effects include, but are not limited to, sore fingers, red eyes, fatigue/drowsiness, and occasionally diahrrea, heart failure, and maybe even death.
consider yourself warned.
“i’m a facebookacholic!!!! i can’t get enough facebookahol!!!!”
doctor: “quick! get me a computer. i need 50 cc’s of facebookahol pr-nto. hurry!! we might lose him!!!”
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