Facebooker’s Remorse


when you get really smashed and go on facebook, you comment on everyone’s status and say stupid crazy stuff. you tell all the hot chicks on your profile that you want them. the next day you have a case of facebooker’s remorse and you delete all of your comments!
i can’t believe i commented on jen’s status and told her to shut up and get a life. i was so smashed now i have “facebooker’s remorse”

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