FaceBoom


the destruction of facebook by interloping baby boomers.
ever since faceboom, facebook has nearly the same appeal as attending a child’s birthday party.
the new fad

for when facepalm just isn’t enough…

for when headdesk just doesn’t say it all…

faceboom
person 1 – oh gosh, i just love this new computer. but what is this “internet explorer” thing on my screen?

person 2 – wow n00b u dont even no the internet? –faceboom–
when you bomb a friend in notifications suddenly on facebook.
faceboom! you now have 40 notifications
a s-xual act in which the nose is inserted into the -n-s, stimulating it to the point of fecal excretion
despite the clean up, her faceboom was so worth it!!!

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