facebotch


a botched attempt at trying to stalk somebody via facebook, usually resulting from profile privacy settings. “friending” somebody is one way to avoid this.
i saw this girls name on a piece of paper in cl-ss. i decided to look her up on facebook, but i was facebotched. should i hit creeper status and friend her?

i told that chick to facebook me, but she’s gonna facebotch. trick…

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