facebragger


facebragger (n) – one who uses facebook as a platform to brag. normally about a job, intern-ship, trip, purchase or anything else that n-body really needs to know but they like to tell everyone because they’re awesome.
these are all taken from peoples ‘status’ on facebook. otherwise known as a ‘facebragger’

“my new jeans look d-mn good…..rocking them tonight with some new armarni! =)”

“weight lifting @ 5, personal training @ 7, then off to the cactus @ 10 wearing the dolce & gabbana”

“i lost 17kg this week! guess thats the upside to a break-up”

“off to hawaii for 3 weeks”

“soooooooooo f!@#$!- stoked!!! my parents just bought me a new mercedes!!!!!!”

“banged 6 different chicks in 24 hours! and i didn’t have to pay for any of them! :)”
when someone makes there profile picture a model shot or shirtless(for guys) so that people will tell them how amazing they look in it.
girl: “wow have you seen that kid, ryan? his shirtless in his facebook profile picture, what a facebragger.”

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