Facebump


when a submissive male is kneeling and a dominate female b-mps his face with her -ss. sometimes before a session of face sitting but more often than not a precursor for a later treat.
jake before he went to work would also want his morning faceb-mp from sophie. as she would leave she would pout her b-tt against his face.
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the act of creating useless statuses on facebook solely for the purpose of b-mping other entries further down on the page.
a useless facebook status created solely for the purpose of b-mping other entries further down on the page.
i just faceb-mped fred’s page
usually done between girls as a h-llo or a goodbye. cheek to cheek followed by a kiss noise. ”
face b-mp” me, “face b-mp”, give me a “face b-mp”, i will “face b-mp” that. see ya later face b-mp, etc.

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