facebush


to ambush a desired facebook friend with a friend request, taking would-be friend by surprise due to lack of real-world friendship. synonymous with “ambook.”
“dude, that chick is so hot. i facebushed her so i could see all her pics and beat off to the good ones.”

“weird, that quiet kid in my french cl-ss facebushed me. he’s totally creepy, but i guess i’ll accept.”
the beard you’ve grown, while wasting time on social networking. not specifically on one network called, you know how… but is the most popular.
look at that facebush on your face! have you been stalking online again?
the chin part of a gotee that becomes co-rs- and thick and mangled due to not tr-mm-ng and/or unkemptness, resembling a jagged bush on one’s face.
“dude, you need to do something about that gotee, you got one h-ll of a facebush going on”

“you’re collecting goop in your facebush”

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