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• lingaling

  baby talk for “p-n-s”. usually self discovered and “named” by male child beween the ages of 3-5 years. mother: did you wash your ‘lingaling’, sweetie? little boy: yes mommy, i washed my lingaling. also called a “ling ling”. mother to her little child: “did you wash your lingaling with soap, sweetie?” yes mommy i washed […]

• spoonful dick

  a condition that occurs after taking a p-ss where you think you properly shook out all excess p-ss, but when d-ck is placed back in pants a “spoonful” of p-ss leaks out causing discomfort and many jokes if visible outside of pants. (-note: happens often when in a hurry.) “hey ridley, i thought i got […]

• Spoon Wiener Slapper

  someone who walks into local grocery stores and slaps his wiener with a spoon while walking like he just got -ss banged. “it’s the spoon wiener slapper!” -slap slap slap slap slap-

• shipyarding

  the act of docking your p-n-s inside of the shipyard(v-g-n-) and letting off the seamen(s-m-n} into the shipyard which is the act of shipyarding someone ken shipyarded barbie{shipyarding}

• shitbreather

  something of inferior quality or a person or pet worthy of little regard tahoe (pet dog), stop p-ssin on the rug you little sh-tbreather! someone thats breath smells like they just a a pound of baby sh-t. i woke up in the morning next to my boyfriend and i was like ” d-mn boo you […]

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