Facedog


abreviation for “facebook dog”.
side-effect from the impossibility to “appear offline” on the facebook chat.
the interesting and/or good looking persons you would be interested in chatting with get chased away by the facedogs, who remain themselves connected 24/7.
man1 “i tried to see if julia was connected the other night. it took me 30 minutes, 10 ‘i have to go to bed’, and a fake disconnection to get mark off my boots!”
man2 “what a facedog!”
a name pertaining to a person who particularly has the dog of a face. the dog itself is the face and is one but the face. at times the face may be a dog.
call me face but no call me dog, facedog
call me face but no call me dog, facedog
cause one man can not be named dog and face, facedog

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