facedong


verb, noun, adjective
to hit, pummel, poke or push your p-n-s against someone’s face, usually while he or she is kneeling on the floor.
clark repeatedly facedonged laura. she loved his facedonging–he was vicious, and the facedongs freed her libido and opened up her mind to new things.

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