facefuck my bookspace page
to stalk someone on a social networking site; to constantly check or post status updates on a social network page, to ‘like’ or comment on every post you see; a form of social dysfunction brought about by communicating solely electronically with society via email, websites/blogs, or text while never having a public or phone conversation. a common practice of people recently married, graduated, or under 40 who use social networking sites to find cl-ssmates from grade school just to add them to their ‘friends’ list.
it is a term with many uses, so it is always containing a description of such behavior, with the term being redundantly extra added uselessness jargon spouted by anti-social vapid sociopaths to describe their own actions when performed by others; usually to make it seem as if everyone does this.
this guy won’t stop facef-cking my booksp-ce page- i just met him last week!
that person updates their status from their phone every hour. i swear they do nothing but facef-ck their booksp-ce page all day.
i met this girl online, and i’ve been trying to meet her but when i call she only responds via text or email. she’s probably a nutjob who never meets anyone but facef-cks everyone’s booksp-ce page.
i recently saw somebody from high school i barely knew- we weren’t even friends but now all he does is facef-ck my booksp-ce page!
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