facehump


vt. – to completely dominate and/or thoroughly eviscerate someone in some means of compet-tion, usually video games. see also pwn.

n. – one who is on the receiving end of a consequent facehump. to be completely embarr-ssed from the actions taken in some means of compet-tion, that some have to wonder if there is a severe mental deficiency or a considerable physical limitation that caused the facehumpage in the first place.

because, you just don’t facehump r-t-rded people or the elderly. it would be f-ckin’ funny, but sooooo wrong…

background: imagine someone making a humping motion with their groin. insert face at hump. there ya go.
“man, you just got facehumped!”
“no, i didn’t!”
“dude, look at the score. 16-1. total facehumpage.”
“yeah, well, i did your mom last night! and, i really did facehump her! owned!”
“…dude, my mom died last night. from suffocation.”
“r-really? i’m sorry, bro…”
“hah! just kidding! yet again, facehumped!”
“dude, you’re an -ss.”

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