facelibrarian


(n.) a person who exhibits extreme facebook related behaviour, particularly of the nerdly variety e.g.
1. having 376 photos of themselves available.
2. refusing to use anything except their wall as a means of electronic communication.
3. refusing to be friends with anyone who is not on the ‘book: the only point of making a new friend is to increase their friends count.
4. publishing trips to restock on toilet duck as events.
bro #1: “dude, steph has become like a total facelibrarian since she got broadband.”
bro #2: “yah bro, she’s hot, but that whole making our first date a public event thing like totally weirded me out.”
(n.) a person who exhibits extreme facebook related behaviour, particularly of the nerdly variety e.g.
1. having 376 photos of themselves available.
2. refusing to use anything except their wall as a means of electronic communication.
3. refusing to be friends with anyone who is not on the ‘book: the only point of making a new friend is to increase their friends count.
4. publishing trips to restock on toilet duck as events.
bro #1: “dude, steph has become like a total facelibrarian since she got broadband.”
bro #2: “yah bro, she’s hot, but that whole making our first date a public event thing like totally weirded me out.”

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