Facelift


the debut release from the grandest band in all the land, alice in chains. it was released in 1990, and is a metal alb-m. the tracks that can be found on this alb-m are:
“we die young”
“man in the box”
“sea of sorrow”
“bleed the freak”
“i can’t remember”
“love, hate, love”
“it ain’t like that”
“sunshine”
“put you down”
“confusion”
“i know something (bout you)”
“real thing”

mind blowingly amazing vocals by layne staley, awesome b-ss from mike starr (better than mike inez, who would later replace him), excellent guitar by jerry cantrell, and great drums from the always entertaining sean kinney.

other releases are sap, dirt, jar of flies, alice in chains (also referred to as tripod), and unplugged.
since its release, facelift has reached double platinum status.
the debut release from the grandest band in all the land, alice in chains. released in 1990, it is a metal alb-m (not grunge) and includes the following tracks:
“we die young”
“man in the box”
“sea of sorrow”
“bleed the freak”
“i can’t remember”
“love, hate, love”
“it ain’t like that”
“sunshine”
“put you down”
“confusion”
“i know something (bout you)”
“real thing”

mind blowingly amazing vocals by layne staley (aka g-d), excellent guitar by jerry cantrell, awesome b-ss from mike starr (who’s better than inez), and f-cking great drums from sean kinney.

other releases are sap, dirt, jar of flies, alice in chains (also referred to as tripod), and unplugged.

“bring me down you try
feel the pain and keep it all in till you die
without eyes you cannot cry

who’s to blame?
i can’t remember ident-ty
the visions in my mind from screamin at me
and mama, mama, ooh,
my angry brains of infancy

knocked down but i have enough hate to breathe
down your throat and steal your energy
you took everything but my will to be
now the loss of your g-d won’t make me bleed”
-“i can’t remember”
alice in f-cking chains baby!!!

layne rules all!!! (rip)

“i tried to love you i thought i could
i tried to own you i thought i would
i wanna peel the skin from your face
before the real you lays to waste

you told me i’m the only one
sweet little angel you should have run
lyin, cryin, dyin to leave
innocence creates my h-ll

cheated myself, still, you know more
it would be so easy with a wh-r-
try to understand me little girl
my twisted p-ssion to be your world

lost inside my sick head
i live for you but i’m not alive
take my hands before i kill
i still love you, but i still burn”
-“love, hate, love” (lyrics by: l. staley, music by: j. cantrell. alb-m: facelift)
word used to describe the sucking of ones genitals by another. see also bl-wj-b and head
i caught my friend getting a facelift in the bathroom
when someone gets their face smashed in a big way.
“her boyfriend called me a queer, so i gave that motherf-cker a face lift.”
plastic surgery on the face
a plastic surgery face lift can reverse these obvious signs of aging and give you back decades.
the act of stealing status updates from others’ facebook profiles.
“stupid as as stupid does.” facelifted from forrest gump.
when someone wants to copy-and-paste someone’s status on facebook to use as their own.

to “lift” one’s update and re-post it on facebook.

a.k.a. facelifting
after someone’s status, a poster replies, “hey, this is great. i want to re-post this as my status update, too. mind if i facelift it?”

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