Facenewb


any individual organization who lacks the necessary technological to efficiently operate and navagate facebook.
the science professor wanted to connect with his students by making a facebook profile. but he was such a facenewb, no one took him seriously.

my mom is a facenewb. she made a profile to keep an eye on me but she never remembers her p-ssword.

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