facenook


acquiring a s-xual partner on the online social community known as facebook.com
i coped some of that facenook thanks to fitt’s profile.
an annoying survey website that comes up if you accidentally type “facenook.com” instead of “facebook.com”. don’t be fulled by facenook!
billy: “dude facebook won’t let me log on. it just keeps bringing up this stupid survey thing”

joe: “no man, that’s facenook not facebook!”
v-g-n-. a place many people enjoy using as a nook for their face(commonly in the act or oral s-x).
wally: yo, so what’s good witcha new girl?

joe: ahh, son, she’s illin. got that perfect face nook, nah mean?
the act of using facebook to pleasure one’s self to profile pictures of close relatives and/or friends.
simple jack goes through his newsfeed everyday to figure out whom to facenook to for the day
to aggressively stalk; i.e., to facebook someone so thoroughly that one has virtually explored all possible nooks and crannies of the stalkee’s facebook personality.
“dude, you should probably stop facenooking her and just give her a d-mn call already.”

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