faceolosopher


people on facebook who like to offer their views on various topics, often atempting to reveal deep truths about humanity but nonetheless appearing vacuous and unoriginal.
person b, attempting to be a faceolosopher, comments on person a’s comment by stating “we often point out in others what we despise in ourselves,” or something equally meaningless.

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