Faceplaint
using the social media site facebook to vent and complain in status updates. furthermore, a faceplainter is someone who regularly posts faceplaints, annoying their friends almost daily with negative, trivial personal problems.
my “friend” complained yet again on facebook today. her faceplaint post read: “i have such a headache and have to work until 3, wish i could go home and nap but i have to take the dog for a walk and then make myself dinner because my roomate can’t cook and then i’ll take a cold shower because the neighbor uses all the hot water and my hair will be fizzy just like it was today. urg – i hate monday to sat-rday”.
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