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a forum dedicated to intellectual conversation and not “lol i maeded video it r bestest xd!!!”

for the new people to facepunch, you should use common sense and lurk a few weeks before you even think about posting as your terrible flash video or horribly incorrect statement will only make you look like an idiot and you will be banned.

the forums include subforums allowing for easy cl-ssification, but the most populated are the general discussion, fast threads, and the garrysmod section.

the more controversial boards include the oify, furry, and gay pride, all of which bandwaggoners and christians alike want taken down even though the people of facepunch have a right to talk about their s-xuality, fetish, or spam racism in the oify.

the major problem facing facepunch today are the new people who think that their idea to fix the world’s economy will somehow be brilliant and that it hasn’t been thought of before by paid individuals. another problem is the elitism that is rampant on facepunch, just because a member has a golden name they believe they are ent-tled to better treatment by the community than the lowly blues when in fact the only people ent-tled to better treatment are the mods, or they’ll ban your -ss.

facepunch is full of intelligent people holding intelligent topics of conversations such as “my d-ck looks funny” “is my d-ck normal” or “does my d-ck look weird to you?” which are the hot topics of today’s conversation.
person 1: waaaah i got banned from facepunch it must be a bad place i’m going to post a dumb definition on urban dictionary!
mod 1: (user was banned for the post (reason : alt of permabanned user))
when you hit someone so hard in the face, that his eyes pop out.
holy tree cow, you face punched him, his brains are against my car
punching yourself or someone else in the face. making it highly amusing and entertaining.
1. “cause now i see your face punch, punch”
2. “i just need someone to face punch me and i’ll realize that i’m being an idiot.”
(verb) to deliver (or the desire to deliver) a direct and deliberate punch to the face of someone or something

(noun) a direct and deliberate punch in the face of someone or something
(1) i am going to facepunch the next person who makes fun of my car.

(2) that tool needs a facepunch for the way he treated you.

(3) i am going to facepunch that calculus exam.

(4) i can’t believe that it’s snowing again; the snowflakes are like tiny little facepunches on my soul.
‘facepunch’ is for times when ‘facepalm’ just isnt enough…
status- i didnt pop one out when she wanted me ._.

guy #1- -facepalm-

guy #20 no dude, thats a -facepunch-
facepunch studios (also known as fp, facepunch, facewound, f-gsnightout, or sh-thouse) is one of the most controversial websites ever.

the following mods are -ssholes:
greeman (was demodded for being an -sshole)
verynicelady (is a b-tch, she bans for r-t-rded reasons.)
dragon (it’s a furf-g who bans for sh-t reasons)

the following members are f-gs/r-t-rds:
big blue
big blues alts
doug
dougs alts
higginz
waterwash

the following sections should be deleted:
furry section
oify
fast threads
anything unrelated to garry’s mod

history of facepunch-
facepunch was the website made for the game facewound, back in the days. it is now the official forum for garry’s mod (see garry’s mod) but is now filling with other gay stuff.

back in the day around 2006 someone requested the oify for fur p-rn (it was dragon) and garry (see garry newman) gave it to him. it was (and is now again) hidden and the only way to get to it was to be logged in and change the forum display number to 56.

it has been run down, (except for cr-ptasket, we love you dude) who is trying to bring peace back. it is mainly used for p-rn dumping, spam, and sh-t threads.

oify is very strange to people. they always ask what it means/stands for. there are a ton of explainations:
oify is youll figure it out
oify is only i f-cked you!

whatever it means, go die.
person 1: i just signed up on facepunch!
person 2: -has stroke-
person 3: quick, person 3, kill it with fire!
person 4: -kills it with fire-
a forum that is a clear wannabe 4chan. it was started by some -sshole named garry newman, otherwise known as the f-ckhole who invented garry’s mod. he b-tches about bandwidth, and has yet to fix most of the issues that are already present in garry’s mod, instead he keeps adding new buggy sh-t. the moderators on this forum are complete r-t-rds who will ban you over the simplest things such as their own unwanted opinions on things. n-body has joined up without being banned at least once. it’s the only place where:

-you can get banned for posting the word “the”.

-you can get banned for having a decent conversation without having the word “f-ck” in every post.

-you can get banned for breathing.

-you can get banned for thinking about something.

-moderators get hired not based on skill or appropriateness, but rather on them giving other mods / admins bl-wj-bs and showing their -sses / br–sts.
facepunch member: the texture looks nice.

facepunch mod: banned. reason: using the word “the” without first sucking our tiny c-cks.