Facerape


the act of abusing someone’s facebook account on a computer where they have left themselves logged in. usually results in a change of status proclaiming their sudden change in s-xuality, as well as numerous wall posts to friends containing bizzare messages.
i left my facebook account signed in on jacob’s computer last night and he completely faceraped me!
when you leave your cl-ss/office without locking your pc and someone decides to deface your facebook wall, change s-xual preference, messages your groups, etc..
1: “i didnt know you were gay. it`s cool that you `came out` n all, but why message the whole uni?”

2: “aaaaaaaaaaaah sh-t; i forgot to lock it didnt i? face raped again :(”
when someone hacks your facebook account and changes your complete profile, including your name.
“jessica totally face-raped me! she changed my name from joshua to harry beavers!!”
when you leave your facebook logged in at a public place, someone else goes through your accounts and adds silly groups and changes your status
boy 1: did you see my facerape today?
boy 2: yeah saying (girl) had wet herself was so funny
boy 1: all her friends thought it was true as well haha
verb. to be orally -ssaulted, or to orally -ssault, whilst under the influence and hence unable to resist.
charles – “i was out on the lash last night,didn’t have a clue what was going on and this fat chick comes up and pulls me, i could’t resist”
lewis – “dude you got face raped!”
when leaving your facebook account logged in, a so called friend decides to update your status. usually to something s-xually graphic and inappropriate.
i was only away from my laptop for 2 minutes when sammy decided to facerape me
apes that are totally in your face. by way of metonymy, someone may also be said to act like a like an ape by getting all up in your biznitch.

the term is also used occasionally via typos, most commonly when someone adds a sp-ce too hastily when trying to write ‘face rape’, leading to major interweb confusion.
“stop being to total face ape, dude!”

“could you please be so nice as to keep your facer ape away from my face?”

“the facer ape, a mammal indigenous to the urban jungle, is known to be a curious creature, socially preferring light teasing to traditional monkey-like playfulness, which is often misconstrued as lack of respect for other mammals’ private sphere”.

“did you see that? he was acting all, like, crazy, running around like cracy and acting like a total facer ape”.

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